Awesomness is on arrival.

For The Hero of Tuesday is here to save you from your daily monotonous lives of youtube videos and your diet of mountain dew and pizza rolls. Though there isn't much wrong with the latter.
Anyway, let's get crackin'. The name's Hero. Remember that because you'll be screaming it later. Whether it be in pleasure or frustration is completely up to you. But you will be screaming it. I'm the comic-relief to the feux-seriousness of [Insert Group Name Here] and will be the one providing the wisdom beyond my years that only a person in my position can. Like never masturbating with icy-hot. Though that's just common sense.
Getting back on the topic of the intro, though. There isn't much to say about myself besides the fact that I radiate awesome in all directions and that my word is like the bible: it doesn't make much sense, yet people follow it to their deaths. I'm a writer, not an artist. And I'm not your father, so quit asking me for child-support.
And that's all I have to say about Vietnam.
With love and balls in your mouth, The Hero of Tuesday.