‘Ello cock bites! Now that I have my insult out of the way I can talk seriously for a moment. I am Thorax The Impaler, Thorax for short. This is quite obviously not my real name (But if it was I would be a total bad ass) This is so that no one who I don’t want knowing this is really me doesn’t find out this is me. I am a bio/chem major for teaching. I am also a writer and an armature chef, but the last part doesn’t matter. I will post things I have written here for you all to enjoy or shun, as well as posts about various scientific, social, and other forms. I also give advice, relationship, happiness, love, and sex (Though The Hero of Tuesday is more apt for sex advice) and as such I will do an “Ask Thorax” Thing where one or more times a week I will take an E-mail or a comment from someone, post it and then give them advice. I am a rather serious person when need be but I am a HUGE fan of the comedic arts and as such all my topics, even the serious ones will have some form of humor in them. I find humor to be the life blood of human existence, without it no one can truly live. I am also a dark person, I can find the deep darkness of ones self and bring it to light as well as let my own evil surface. And as such there are many things in this world I HATE. One of the biggest things I hate and any of my other cohorts can tell you is Douche bags, when one is near I feel the wave of douche. So I leave you with this, I am an awesome person and as such you should follow me and send me fan mail, and I do enjoy some good hate mail, makes for a good rant. So send it in, comment or E-mail which will be following shortly, until then…
CHAAAAAANGE PLACES!!!!!!!!!!!
-Thorax
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